Zombie Flesh Riot

by Fishpaste

Description

MMMmmm. It's not entirely finished, and I'm not sure what maturity rating it should have given the amount of foul language, reference to deviant sexual acts, and utterly unfair bile directed at eighteen year old men. IF THIS VERSION IS PUBLISHED, PLEASE DON'T CLICK ON ANY LINKS TO GREEN GLOWING GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS; THAT IS A PLOT ARC I HAVEN'T GOT ROUND TO YET.

It's a bit ropey, but I hope the frequent violence more than makes up for the plot. Well, this strategy has worked for Hollywood for the past 50 years. Anyways, please post criticism/flame mail so that I can re-write/remove the offending article.

Stats

(on a scale of 1 to 8)

Maturity Level: 6 - i'll need to see some identification
Game Difficulty: 7 - wade in shark infested water
Play Length: 6 - It'll be a while, better grab a Snickers®
Player Rating: 5 - not the best, certainly not the worst (based on 22 ratings)
Played 455 times and finished 42 times since 12/14/2004

Comments

NOT ENOUGH STORY, AND THE NARRATOR WAS BEING MEAN TO ME!!!!1

-- sacreir
6/10/2008 3:32:30 PM:

Constant insult to the player, frequent fourth wall breaks, mockery of the story itself...my kind of game! 7/8

-- Melike
4/4/2008 9:38:54 PM:

7/8. would have gotten an 8 if you hadn't made fun of me so much.

-- DarthVader_13
7/2/2007 2:37:06 AM:

It was good until I started running into
"This is a new page" and "Kill your parents"

-- Darknuth
5/21/2007 6:50:00 PM:

7/8. should be featured. better than all DZDs!

-- Rommel
3/29/2007 5:29:58 AM:

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