Trust me. Play the first 4 installments of my series before you even get your hands on this one. And I know that there are some people here who use the back button to cheat, so don't cheat!
The name says it all. You were walking around one day, when you hear a guy selling newspapers about a recently documented endangered rhino. You seem interested and walk in that direction, when, out of the blue, comes a weird looking guy with a ray gun!
"YOU MESS WITH US, US MESS WITH YOU!"
That was weird. You look towards the freak, wondering what the heck his point is.
"YOU TAKE PICTURE OF US! YOU SHOWED POLICE! NOW US CAN'T TAKE OVER EARTH! NOW US MUST SECRETLY KILL EVERYONE OFF!"
You stare at him, hardly blinking.
"YOU SO SMART THAT YOU MISUSE PRONOUNS FREAK."
Honestly. That guy doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed. Well, you have a mission now.
Stats
(on a scale of 1 to 8)
Maturity Level: 4 - need to be accompanied by an adult
Story Difficulty: 8 - mosie through a minefield
Play Length: 5 - Not going to lose any sleep
Player Rating: 3 - choose your own boredom (based on 15 ratings)
My Rating: you have not yet rated this game
Played 68 times and finished 16 times since
8/28/2006