September the 14th Part I

by Deven711

Description

This is a spoof off of Friday the 13th. This game is about the 2 new evil zombies named Tiff and Tuff that go on a killing rampage after being burned down by the people who began convincing Nintendo to cancel the Kirby cartoon. You now have to help destroy them. Will you succeed though? That all depends on the game! Teen

Descriptors: Blood, Fantasy Violence, Comic Mischief

Stats

(on a scale of 1 to 8)

Maturity Level: 5 - aren't you a little to old to be trick or treating
Game Difficulty: 7 - wade in shark infested water
Play Length: 6 - It'll be a while, better grab a Snickers®
Player Rating: 5 - not the best, certainly not the worst (based on 32 ratings)
Played 126 times and finished 28 times since 2/7/2006

Comments

I'm not sure which is worse; your pathetic attempts at humor, your card board cut-out characters, or your inability to form coherent sentences. Either way, according to my math, this all adds up to one lousy story. Sorry, but it doesn't deserve the five it has.

-- donteatpoop
9/14/2007 8:41:16 PM:

Yep....still sucks. 1/8.

-- DarthVader_13
7/2/2007 2:38:00 AM:

i loved anialating retarted 4 year old show charcters. i LOVED killing dora

-- doraiscrap777
4/5/2007 7:48:30 PM:

Well, I can see that some effort went into the making of this; I'll certainly give you that. But the entire creative purpose of this games seems to be to mock characters and programs designed for young children to begin with. Why exactly do you hate them, Deven711? This story leaves me with several questions, but I'll only ask the one that is eating at me the most: why did you create pages with links saying "Try to dodge it" and "Let it hit you"? Why on Earth would I allow a laser beam, bullet, etc. to strike me in the chest?! Also, do you truly only watch South Park for the foul language and such? That really isn't the point of watching a mature satirical cartoon, is it?

Anyway, I suppose the problem is that you and I do not share the same sense of humor, so I suppose I simply can't appreciate your comedic stories. I have given this a 5/8 for pacing and effort, though.

-- Sir_Lancegalawain
2/3/2007 9:53:00 PM:

First of all, Blue is a girl dog. Second, how do you know all of this stuff about moronic T.V. shows unless you watch them?

-- PrinceOProvidence
2/3/2007 5:25:59 PM:

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