You're a loser. You've done nothing much in your life, you've never really amounted to anything, you just suck. But today's a new day. It's time to make a fresh start. Whether or not that start leads to a happy ending, or a horrible unexpected death, whether you become a hero or a villian, whether you want rob and attack innocent people, or you just want to make your life that little bit better....
It's all up to you.
03/03/07 GAME UPDATED: You can now kill more people using guns. Or rather, you can USE your guns to TRY and kill them. In any case, the game is much better, and I've also fixed many of the variable change glitches.
04/16/07 UPDATED AGAIN: EVER WONDERED WHY YOUR HEALTH EQUALS 0 AND YOU STILL DON'T DIE?! Me neither, but it's dumb. I fixed that. Also, the variable TRBLMKR is no longer shown on the screen.
Sorry if you got a save deleted! It was for the greater good....
Stats
(on a scale of 1 to 8)
Maturity Level: 7 - anything goes
Game Difficulty: 5 - run through the jungle
Play Length: 6 - It'll be a while, better grab a Snickers®
Player Rating: 5 - not the best, certainly not the worst (based on 17 ratings)
Played 132 times and finished 10 times since
4/16/2007