A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Poem

by Blaaarg

Tags: Humor

Description

The following game
is a poem,
so listen up,
in your home.
There is a bear
deep in the woods,
you must avoid him,
oh yes you should.

Stats

(on a scale of 1 to 8)

Maturity Level: 2 - choking hazard for children under 4
Story Difficulty: 3 - trek through the forest
Play Length: 1 - Make sure not to blink
Player Rating: 3 - choose your own boredom (based on 68 ratings)
My Rating: you have not yet rated this game
Played 332 times and finished 94 times since 12/14/2004

Comments

Hmm. VERY interesting idea you have here, it has the potential to go somewhere but currently it kinda stinks.

-- Meriko
1/20/2012 6:57:17 AM:

Can not unsee it
Haunting forever the mind
And sanity lost

-- BerkaZerka
12/23/2011 6:43:39 PM:

I'm sure it accomplished exactly what the author was hoping for... an outlet for fart jokes. Not really the best use of my time, but I didn't go in with high expectations so I can at least say that I wasn't disappointed.

-- raptor7
10/14/2011 11:05:21 PM:

too short
bad carry-out
horrible plot
no resolution
you only end up DEAD!!

-- fergie14233
10/1/2011 12:08:36 AM:

I like the idea, but not the carry-out. It was immature as was mentioned before and just too short. Next time if you are going to do a poem, make it good and enchanting.

-- Firefly
9/13/2011 5:33:11 PM:

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